World of Pageantry 

A website (www.worldofpageantry.com) that specializes in marching band, drum corps, colorguard, etc, news. The most popular part of this site is the forums actively used by mostly California residents, but is open to anyone. It is often abbr. as WoP.

I love posting on the World of Pageantry forums!

World of Pageantry by Scot December 10, 2004

world of pageantry 

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

world of pageantry by john May 6, 2005

Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

Body building is pageantry by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

backwards fucking pageantry 

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

backwards fucking pageantry by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

pageant ready look 

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

pageant ready look by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

The American Pageant 

Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.

Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*

The American Pageant by Lokizzo September 22, 2005

vageantry 

Noun. The act of presenting an elaborately groomed and/or decorated vagina.

Britney Spears' lack of vageantry when exiting the limo is synonymous with her failing grace and poise as a young lady in the arts community.

vageantry by Mavis7897 June 6, 2011