vageantry

Noun. The act of presenting an elaborately groomed and/or decorated vagina.

Britney Spears' lack of vageantry when exiting the limo is synonymous with her failing grace and poise as a young lady in the arts community.

by Mavis7897 June 6, 2011

vagangry

Invented by the Andrew Z morning show in Toledo, OH...to be vagangry means to have a cranky vagina (ie be a total biatch)

Trish, you are so vagangry this morning. You're making D's balls shrivel.

by Ash July 15, 2009

World of Pageantry

A website (www.worldofpageantry.com) that specializes in marching band, drum corps, colorguard, etc, news. The most popular part of this site is the forums actively used by mostly California residents, but is open to anyone. It is often abbr. as WoP.

I love posting on the World of Pageantry forums!

by Scot December 10, 2004

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005

Vagently

Vah gent lee
soft or soothing, with little force,the same as you would touch a woman`s clitoris.

That landing was a vagently done

Don't drive so fast, Vagently please!

by Chiefhedhorse May 15, 2013

Vagangry

A women/girl who is acting emotional or upset as if she is on her period and her vagina is impacting the way she is acting.

Kenzi was Vagangry when she found out Noah was right about the money thing and that she owed me 2 bucks.

by Noahandstevepatenpendingwords July 8, 2018

Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022