Definitions by Mavis7897

blurgatory 

noun: The feeling of being stuck in a drunken state between sober and blackout drunk. Lasts for an undetermined amount of time, and it feels like you can't fully get to one state or the other without a total commitment.

"No matter how hard I tried last night, I couldn't get completely hammered. I was stuck in blurgatory all night!"

"Dude, you lack commitment and faith in getting wasted, that's why."

blurgatory by mavis7897 November 9, 2012

pizzaffle 

Using leftover pizza toppings from the fridge on top of frozen waffles; this phenomenon happens when you forget to go grocery shopping/can't afford to go grocery shopping; if you have name-branded frozen waffles, you can call them Pizzeggo Pizzaffles

"Dude, all I have are these frozen waffles and pizza toppings..."

"When life gives you waffles and pizza toppings, don't get down, make pizzaffles."

pizzaffle by mavis7897 October 23, 2011

vageantry 

Noun. The act of presenting an elaborately groomed and/or decorated vagina.

Britney Spears' lack of vageantry when exiting the limo is synonymous with her failing grace and poise as a young lady in the arts community.

vageantry by Mavis7897 June 6, 2011