padonkles 

a word that means to hit someone in the head creating the "doink" sound with a paddle

hey jeff! im about to padonkles you if ya don't mind
idk

padonkles by pikopie March 20, 2021

padackles 

The real-life broyay of actors Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, who play Sam and Dean Winchester on Supernatural; indicating highly homosocial and potentially homoerotic love between the two men, often exhibited in the form of Jared climbing Jensen like a tree.

The hotness of Padackles at the CW Upfronts was overwhelming - those boys couldn't keep their hands off each other!

padackles by Rose Ganymede April 21, 2008

padunkle 

extension of the game padiddle; called when a player spots a car with a tail light out instead of a headlight.

a group of people are playing padiddle and come upon a car with a tail light out..

person 1:(spots car with light out) "PADUNKLE!"
person 2, 3, 4...(removes article of clothing)

padunkle by Meesa December 7, 2006

Padankle 

To win big. To trounce or own someone. To pwn awesomely!

You do not want to challenge me at darts; I will padankle you!

Dude, you padankled!

Padankle by Malecken July 14, 2009

pankles 

A sophisticated game best played after a couple of drinks.

To stand in the bar with your pants drawn down to the ankles.
Who dares wins.
The winner of pankles is the player who has the most stamina and courage.

pankles by Lord Archers nephew December 18, 2010

Padankle 

Padankle means to pee in the shower.

I padankled.
She likes to padankle.

Who else padankles?

Padankle by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 21, 2014

Padinkledonked

To be shocked or amazed at something

Person 1: Wow that guy just did a triple backflip im padinkledonked

Padinkledonked by Faggernigget March 7, 2023