pakankles 

the state of having "pale-kankles", or pale calfs and pale ankles all mixed into one.

thus shortened to pakankles.

Christine has such nasty pakankles she might get booted from the dance team.

pakankles by Kitty Cat01 January 9, 2008

padackles 

The real-life broyay of actors Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, who play Sam and Dean Winchester on Supernatural; indicating highly homosocial and potentially homoerotic love between the two men, often exhibited in the form of Jared climbing Jensen like a tree.

The hotness of Padackles at the CW Upfronts was overwhelming - those boys couldn't keep their hands off each other!

padackles by Rose Ganymede April 21, 2008

pajangles 

n. a way to refer to "dingleberries" that hang off your ass hairs from a dry poop session.

Last night I butt fucked your girlfriend and she had pajangles.

pajangles by bubba sparxxx April 30, 2006

Padankle 

To win big. To trounce or own someone. To pwn awesomely!

You do not want to challenge me at darts; I will padankle you!

Dude, you padankled!

Padankle by Malecken July 14, 2009

pankles 

A sophisticated game best played after a couple of drinks.

To stand in the bar with your pants drawn down to the ankles.
Who dares wins.
The winner of pankles is the player who has the most stamina and courage.

pankles by Lord Archers nephew December 18, 2010

Padankle 

Padankle means to pee in the shower.

I padankled.
She likes to padankle.

Who else padankles?

Padankle by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 21, 2014

Mashed Potankles

When your ankles are so weak that every step feels like you're standing on dig poo.

Chloe's been diagnosed with mashed potankles, she won't be able to walk for weeks.

Mashed Potankles by Gkeys May 17, 2021