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extension of the game padiddle; called when a player spots a car with a tail light out instead of a headlight.

a group of people are playing padiddle and come upon a car with a tail light out..

person 1:(spots car with light out) "PADUNKLE!"
person 2, 3, 4...(removes article of clothing)

padunkle by Meesa December 7, 2006

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Padankle

To win big. To trounce or own someone. To pwn awesomely!

You do not want to challenge me at darts; I will padankle you!

Dude, you padankled!

Padankle by Malecken July 14, 2009

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pedunkle

On a male, the skin-worm that runs from your scrotum to your asshole along your gooch.

Rumor has it, this is where God placed your internal stuffing and sewed you up.

I really like it when Janice strokes my pedunkle.

pedunkle by CasualJ December 2, 2007

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padunker

someone who gives anotha person head while tha otha person is on tha shitter

Your mom padunked me last night in your bathroom!

padunker by gury November 21, 2003

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Padankle

Padankle means to pee in the shower.

I padankled.
She likes to padankle.

Who else padankles?

Padankle by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 21, 2014

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Padinkledonked

To be shocked or amazed at something

Person 1: Wow that guy just did a triple backflip im padinkledonked

Padinkledonked by Faggernigget March 7, 2023

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pa dunkle

Large penis. A big 'ol wang.

That dude had a straight pa dunkle like Jake Todd

pa dunkle by lomac bitches September 4, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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