paddywhaker

spanking stick for Irishmen

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Paddyaker

The super amazing and cool people that often make panther sounds and crawl around in book stores!

WOW those Paddyakers are like wild monkey crawling around the book store!

by thepanther2742 October 27, 2010

paddywhackery

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".

"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"

by damien May 13, 2005

Paddywanker

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

by Britishlad May 11, 2016

Paddywhacked

To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.

Person A: We are going to celebrate a friends' birthday tomorrow night. Join us (insert location/time).

Person B: Sounds goods, I look forward to it. See you tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night comes, Person B is not there. You, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially Paddywhacked.

by AnotherPaddyVictim January 27, 2012

Paddywhacked

To be killed by an Irishman.

"That poor British bastard."

"how'd he go?"

"Was fuckin paddywhacked"

by Henry McByrd July 9, 2009

Paddywacker

When someone is a true alpha male, a physical beast and a brave passionate man who wears his heart on his sleeve. He can be given the name Paddywacker.

“Paddywacker is such a legend”
“I wish I knew a paddywacker”

by Big D 25 February 11, 2021