Paddywanker

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

by Britishlad May 11, 2016

Padawanker

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.

"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."

by milotictear November 17, 2009

Paddyaker

The super amazing and cool people that often make panther sounds and crawl around in book stores!

WOW those Paddyakers are like wild monkey crawling around the book store!

by thepanther2742 October 27, 2010

paddywhackery

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".

"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"

by damien May 13, 2005

paddywagger

A wanker; someone who masturbates frequently.

Damn, Nikhil is such a paddywagger you can smell it on his clothes.

by Xxx_jambajooce_xxX November 30, 2015

paddywhaker

spanking stick for Irishmen

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Paddywacker

When someone is a true alpha male, a physical beast and a brave passionate man who wears his heart on his sleeve. He can be given the name Paddywacker.

“Paddywacker is such a legend”
“I wish I knew a paddywacker”

by Big D 25 February 11, 2021