Paddywanker 

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

Paddywanker by Britishlad May 11, 2016

Padawanker 

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.

"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."

Padawanker by milotictear November 17, 2009

Paddyaker 

The super amazing and cool people that often make panther sounds and crawl around in book stores!

WOW those Paddyakers are like wild monkey crawling around the book store!

Paddyaker by thepanther2742 October 27, 2010

paddywhackery 

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".

"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"

paddywhackery by damien May 13, 2005

paddywagger

A wanker; someone who masturbates frequently.

Damn, Nikhil is such a paddywagger you can smell it on his clothes.

paddywagger by Xxx_jambajooce_xxX November 30, 2015

paddywhaker 

spanking stick for Irishmen

paddywhaker by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Paddywacker 

When someone is a true alpha male, a physical beast and a brave passionate man who wears his heart on his sleeve. He can be given the name Paddywacker.

“Paddywacker is such a legend”
“I wish I knew a paddywacker”

Paddywacker by Big D 25 February 11, 2021