When a football player skills someone up by getting past them in a fancy style such as a nutmeg, it is known as getting scotched.
Pat just scotched you so so hard
Ahhh Brendan just got scotched
When a football player shoots the ball straight at the goalkeeper, it is known as feeding the goalkeeper
“Stop feeding the goalkeeper, he’s not hungry!”
“The keeper’s just eaten!”
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When someone has been bodied or tackled to the ground in a game of sport they are known as to be eating grass. There face is down on the ground and they begin to start munching on the grass in embarrassment
“Stop eating grass Dom, get up off the ground!”
In a football match when a player is pissed off, he may go into a challenge and snap the opposition player. This is know as a lash. And so the player has just lashed out
Person 1: “No need Brendan!”
Person 2 “What did he do?
Person 3 “He just lashed out on niall”
Person 4 “Brendan chill out!”
When someone rushes into an attack on Fortnight and exposes the position of the team, resulting in death, other players will say “Just a have a little patience”
“Niall just have a little patience”
“Just hide in a bush, have a little patience”
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Prozza is the term used to quickly define a game of FIFA pro clubs
“Oi lads, youse up for a game of prozza”
“I’m down”
Shamrocks is a football team who play in green and white hoops. They won the treble in the 2018/19 season and since have been known as the best Sunday league team in the West Midlands.
“The shamrocks have scoured the league title”
“Oh no, Shamrocks are back in division 5”
