David likes marks sister. david plans too make an advance on his sister when mark tells him that dave his best friend. In this way Mark has cockblocked dave on a more extreme personal level. (padlocked)
by the padlocked boy June 10, 2010
Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''
Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''
Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
by goldenb0y February 20, 2008
Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr February 04, 2012
When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
by Apathetic_Lamp August 21, 2011
Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
Billy : '' Dude, I padlocked Patty, talk to you later. ''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''
Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''
Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
by goldenb0y February 20, 2008
a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.
Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.
by The Shrine May 20, 2008
When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck
by M/L/E February 20, 2011