packwoods

Backwoods that have weed in it and are pre rolled already.

I smoked packwoods this weekend. I didn't feel like rolling

by Big_learner February 7, 2022

Backwoods Punch

A uppercut blow to the balls

Yeah that guy have mike a Backwoods Punch in the balls

by Flannel & Mr. Anderson October 11, 2010

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.

Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 14, 2015

backwoodssheepfucker

All the people who live in Northeast Pennsylvania!!!

When in N.E. Pa, passing any random open field could reveal a man wearing fishing boots with a sheep held snuggly to his groin area. This is an example of a backwoodssheepfucker.

by Schmoozer71 August 2, 2010

the backwoods

The middle of nowhere, a place with a lot of land and trees and not too many people. Usually referring to somewhere in the south.

Person 1: I heard Jim is moving to Texas
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably going to be living in the backwoods somewhere.

by youknowho12345 September 23, 2013

Backwoods Butthurting

A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.

Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*

by Harry Warden April 29, 2009