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Oystering 

Giving a blowjob with no condom (AKA ‘sucking it raw’, like eating an oyster)
“She was oystering me when her boyfriend came home”
Oystering by Angelab22 May 24, 2019

Oystering 

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.
"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"
Oystering by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

Kent Island Oystering 

The act of cumming into your partners anus and having them push it back out into your cupped hand. They then proceed to slurp the semen from your hand like a freshly shucked oyster.
Jason and his date wanted to try some Kent Island Oystering.

ottering 

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.
Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"
ottering by deerex August 17, 2010

sea ottering 

"Sea ottering" is to cuddle and fall asleep with a partner.

This is because sea otters often rest together in 'rafts' and hold paws so that they don't float away from their group, as seen in the popular YouTube video "Otters holding hands" by user cynthiaholmes.
Girl: Sea otters are so cute. Did you know they hold paws when they sleep to keep from floating away from eachother?

Boy: Haha no I never knew that, that's actually pretty cute.

Girl: Isn't it!

Boy: Yeah, and hey, maybe we can 'sea otter' sometime, yeah?

Girl: Okay! I look forward to sea ottering with you. *wink
sea ottering by JakeyJ November 8, 2010

Ottering 

Verb

The act of sitting in random areas and posing like the aquatic mammal. Not as popular as Planking or Owling but stay tuned...all of the kids are doing it.

Truly just a form of one-upmanship in the world of photo taking.
Man1: Is Mikaila owling?

Man2: Nope; she just invented Ottering

Man1: Strength
Ottering by Cosmo S. August 4, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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