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The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a small person to sit on your shoulders as you do your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate any change in position or other sexual acts. Randomly the little person will ask “Who run BARTERTOWN?” which your partner must answer “Master Blaster” or suffer the consequences.
(Insert Name) took a hottie home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. She was not amused and tried to file charges.
by BellsBeach50 March 9, 2024
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Taste the Rainbow

When your wife, girlfriend or one night stand masturbates with a variety of different flavor popsicles prior to you going down on her.
My girl last night went through a whole box before she let me Taste the Rainbow.
by BellsBeach50 June 28, 2019
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Feral Handjob

The use of mud , sand or dirt as lube as a woman jerks your off onto her stomach.

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face
Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face.
by BellsBeach50 May 2, 2019
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Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.
Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.
by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023
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Kent Island Oystering

The act of cumming into your partners anus and having them push it back out into your cupped hand. They then proceed to slurp the semen from your hand like a freshly shucked oyster.
Jason and his date wanted to try some Kent Island Oystering.
by BellsBeach50 May 5, 2019
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The Schooner

The Schooner

While in a hot tub the male pulls his shirt up onto his head like a sail while rocking his penis through his girls ass cheeks. During the act the woman must repeat aye aye Captain.
Robb’s favorite move was the Schooner.
by BellsBeach50 May 6, 2019
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Chlorophilia

That act of gaining sexual pleasure from exposing yourself to plants or vegetation.
Jason experienced Chlorophilia while urinating in the woods by the 13th Tee Box.
by BellsBeach50 July 30, 2025
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