Definitions by BellsBeach50

Chlorophilia 

That act of gaining sexual pleasure from exposing yourself to plants or vegetation.

Jason experienced Chlorophilia while urinating in the woods by the 13th Tee Box.

Chlorophilia by BellsBeach50 July 30, 2025

The BARTERTOWN 

The sexual act of renting a little person to ride on your shoulders while you bang your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate position changes and sexual acts. They will also randomly ask, “Who run BARTERTOWN” and your companion must answer Master Blaster or suffer the consequences.

(Insert name) took her home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. Now they are up on charges.

The BARTERTOWN by BellsBeach50 March 13, 2024

The BARTERTOWN 

The sexual act of renting a small person to sit on your shoulders as you do your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate any change in position or other sexual acts. Randomly the little person will ask “Who run BARTERTOWN?” which your partner must answer “Master Blaster” or suffer the consequences.

(Insert Name) took a hottie home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. She was not amused and tried to file charges.

The BARTERTOWN by BellsBeach50 March 9, 2024

Left Lane Autism 

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

Left Lane Autism by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023

Golf Herpes 

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

Golf Herpes by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

Taste the Rainbow

When your wife, girlfriend or one night stand masturbates with a variety of different flavor popsicles prior to you going down on her.

My girl last night went through a whole box before she let me Taste the Rainbow.

Taste the Rainbow by BellsBeach50 June 28, 2019

The Wishing Well

The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.

I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.

The Wishing Well by BellsBeach50 May 11, 2019