Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023

Feral Handjob

The use of mud , sand or dirt as lube as a woman jerks your off onto her stomach.

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face.

by BellsBeach50 May 02, 2019

Taste the Rainbow

When your wife, girlfriend or one night stand masturbates with a variety of different flavor popsicles prior to you going down on her.

My girl last night went through a whole box before she let me Taste the Rainbow.

by BellsBeach50 June 28, 2019

The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a little person to ride on your shoulders while you bang your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate position changes and sexual acts. They will also randomly ask, “Who run BARTERTOWN” and your companion must answer Master Blaster or suffer the consequences.

(Insert name) took her home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. Now they are up on charges.

by BellsBeach50 March 13, 2024

The Wishing Well

The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.

I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.

by BellsBeach50 May 11, 2019

The Nagasaki

As you are banging your girl from the rear you tell her you would like a blowjob. As she stands to change positions you throw a Stone Cold Stunner on her knocking her out. You then proceed to trash her place by flipping over furniture and breaking anything you can before exiting. When she awakes it will look and feel like a bomb went off.

Jenny wanted to try something different so I let her have The Nagasaki.

by BellsBeach50 May 06, 2019

Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023