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Oystering

Wanking into someones hand (or your own) then guzzling the contents down your throat as you would an oyster
Steph enjoyed her evening so much that she offered to go oystering after cheese and biscuits
by Steviet1811 March 8, 2011
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Oystering

Giving a blowjob with no condom (AKA ‘sucking it raw’, like eating an oyster)
“She was oystering me when her boyfriend came home
by Angelab22 May 24, 2019
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Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.
"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"
by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022
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Kent Island Oystering

The act of cumming into your partners anus and having them push it back out into your cupped hand. They then proceed to slurp the semen from your hand like a freshly shucked oyster.
Jason and his date wanted to try some Kent Island Oystering.
by BellsBeach50 May 5, 2019
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ottering

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.
Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"
by deerex August 17, 2010
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sea ottering

"Sea ottering" is to cuddle and fall asleep with a partner.

This is because sea otters often rest together in 'rafts' and hold paws so that they don't float away from their group, as seen in the popular YouTube video "Otters holding hands" by user cynthiaholmes.
Girl: Sea otters are so cute. Did you know they hold paws when they sleep to keep from floating away from eachother?

Boy: Haha no I never knew that, that's actually pretty cute.

Girl: Isn't it!

Boy: Yeah, and hey, maybe we can 'sea otter' sometime, yeah?

Girl: Okay! I look forward to sea ottering with you. *wink
by JakeyJ November 8, 2010
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Ottering

Verb

The act of sitting in random areas and posing like the aquatic mammal. Not as popular as Planking or Owling but stay tuned...all of the kids are doing it.

Truly just a form of one-upmanship in the world of photo taking.
Man1: Is Mikaila owling?

Man2: Nope; she just invented Ottering

Man1: Strength
by Cosmo S. August 4, 2011
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