deerex's definitions

ottering

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.

Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"

by deerex August 17, 2010

twatter

A twitter update given by an ObGyn to inform his staff of his status.

Dr. Scott twattered that he was off call in hopes that he would have a quiet anniversary dinner with his wife

by deerex December 2, 2009

Pope-arazzi

Any gathering of media paparazzi surrounding an appearance of The Pope.

Pope-arazzi gathered to await word from the papal enclave announcing the new pope.

by deerex March 11, 2013

physlexic

The condition of having physlexia, that is, having an altered sense of proprioception or difficulty following physical commands; poor motor-planning. A motor-moron. Combining 'dyslexia' with 'physical', with liberties taken with true suffix meaning.

Despite the clear and concise command to bend her elbow, the patient continued to straighten her arm, causing her physical therapist to suspect the patient was physlexic.

by deerex July 2, 2009

Cirque du Squirrel-eil

Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics.

Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.

by deerex February 20, 2011

Cirque du Squirrel-eil

Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics

Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.

by deerex February 26, 2011

Scifience

The believe that science would never in a million years lead anyone astray with false claims or erroneous extrapolations n order to persuade the unwitting and the uneducated to believe a diabolical narrative.

Too many people believe the scifience of Dr Mengelli’s Donuts for Weight Loss.

by deerex June 22, 2022