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a person whom "you would" have sex with and a game by the same name with friends.
to expedite the process, 'would' will suffice.
however, this small game has gained massive momentum and the creative forces that be have expanded to an entire would/wood game.
Further definitions will follow.

wood if bored (particle board), wood if drunk (driftwood), cherrywood (virgin), weeping willow (flexible,athletic), redwood or teakwood (one you want to marry), laminate wood (fake tits or just fake personality), mahogany or sandalwood (addicted to money, rich), bamboo (hot, but dumb), oak (ok, but still would), maple (under 18, sticky situation) and Pop would (amazingly beautiful)
there are much more, have fun with it
example 1
two men, sitting on a dock, observe jessica alba walking by
man #2 - would!

example 2
same two men, no jessica alba
man #1 - what do you think of scarlett johanson?
man #2 - Pop Would!
man #1 - naw man, i want to marry that girl
she's redwood.
man #2 - very true
by Cosmo S. February 16, 2006
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Verb

The act of sitting in random areas and posing like the aquatic mammal. Not as popular as Planking or Owling but stay tuned...all of the kids are doing it.

Truly just a form of one-upmanship in the world of photo taking.
Man1: Is Mikaila owling?

Man2: Nope; she just invented Ottering

Man1: Strength
by Cosmo S. August 4, 2011
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a method of partying that is consistant with "on the road" by jack kerouac. living life to the ultimate extreme.
is not limited to the over consumption of alcohol/drugs, but usually works out better. one could easily "party wasted" at church or a library.
also can be used a greeting or parting.
ex1: "we went to the kelly clarkson show last night. we were so party wasted. don hooked up with a high schooler."

ex2: man1: "Hey party wasted?"
man2: "mostly, i got to get going, but hey party wasted?"

ex3: "Party Wasted"
by Cosmo S. February 17, 2006
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slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona.
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)
"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."
by Cosmo S. February 16, 2006
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A small, thriving city located in north-central Arizona.
The town is nestled in a scenic valley at the northern edge of the vicious Bradshaw Mountains. The pine-clad mountains above town reach heights of nearly 8,000ft, however downtown Prescott rests at 5,400ft.
Prescott’s central downtown is built around an elm-shaded, traditional courthouse plaza complete with the historic Whiskey Row.

Slang terms the locals like to distribute are PTown, Biscuit and Skit

A friendly note to visitors:
Pronunciation: 'pres-k&t, -"kät
like biscuit or triscuit.
"I am looking to pick up an insane amount of healthy woman. I think I will head to the lovely city of Prescott, AZ?"
by Cosmo S. February 18, 2006
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