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Orlove'd 

The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.

Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.
Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."
Orlove'd by ScoobSTi December 31, 2013
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Orlovsky safety 

In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.
-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"

-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."
Orlovsky safety by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008

Oblovious 

One who is oblivious to the obvious.
To be oblivious to the obvious.
Jane: "Well, Mr. Oblovious over there just couldn't see that she likes him!"

Todd: "How could he be so oblovious to the fact that she wants him?"

Jane: "Not sure.."
Oblovious by Kurereba December 28, 2008

Dimitri Orlov 

When do high on meth you turn into are saviour Dimitri Orlov who is ruler of world.
When me and my buddy ripped sooooo much lines of meth we turn into Dimitri Orlov
Dimitri Orlov by Dimitri Orlov August 25, 2020
Derivation of the phrase "o my love". Shortened to Olov as a nickname. Must be said in a silly voice.
Olov, don't be so silly!

Pass me the remote, Olov.
olov by cutieguzik January 28, 2012
The most beautiful and kind person you will ever mert. He always sees the best in the people he loves and cares for, reassuring them when life gets hard. Despite his shyness he loves to talk about all sorts of ideas showing of his creativity and intelligence. During hardships he never complains, just carrying himself proudly. Olov is the kind of person whose big and passionate heart could start a wildfire. Lastly his childlike personality will always light up his friends' faces and if you find one, keep him close to your heart and you will see a new world.
Friend: This guy I've been dating is soooo cute, he cares for me deeply and loves to talk about anything.
Person: Well he sounds just like an Olov to me! You should keep him!
Olov by Wagtailbutt65 May 5, 2019