pogophile

A pogophile is a person who feels compelled to use a walking stick although they do not really need it. A pogophile will go about his or her daily business,moving from one place to another at breakneck speed with their walking stick hardly ever touching the ground. The majority of the pogophile population also use their walking stick as an excuse to claim extra unemployment benefits that they are not really entitled to. The pogophiles obsession with the walking stick would probably begin with a twisted ankle where they used a crutch for a while and realised that people were giving them their undivided attention. They would then take advantage of this situation by claiming to have other ailments affecting their abilities to walk,hence the need for a walking stick. In a nut-shell,the pogophile is an able bodied person tring to pass themselves off as being disabled.
boy "is that man on a pogo stick?" dad "no son,that's just a walking stick that he doesn't need. He's a pogophile."
by harray shipmonay March 29, 2008
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ishki bishki boshki

this is what we call all those bloody eastern european imigrants that have recently swarmed the uk to take skilled jobs that our own long term unemployed should have been trained to do.perhaps using lottery funding to help these people rather than spending that cash on stupid sculptures and those damn olympics!
you "scuse me mate,got the time?" him "soddy no speak englishski" you "bloodly ishki bishki boshki"
by harray shipmonay March 08, 2008
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bedsit bob

bedsit bob is a typical landlord. renting rooms to unemployed people who then takes all their money for things that don't exist,like central heating and hot water and electricity. he will also have keys to your room enabling him to help himself to your belongings.
1st homeless guy:"shall we rent a room from bedsit bob?" 2nd homeless guy:"i'd rather get a job" 1st homeless guy:"i'd rather die"
by harray shipmonay March 13, 2008
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ranka

what a chinese person would say when trying to call someone a wanker.
"i'm not bruce lee you ranka"
by harray shipmonay March 28, 2008
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phnivvel

what you should call anyone by the name of NEIL. it just simply sounds better and it'what their mothers would have wanted.
phnivvel get up you lazy boy it's time for school. phnivvel phnivvel PHNIVVEL!
by harray shipmonay March 08, 2008
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soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!
"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"
by harray shipmonay March 05, 2008
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Bumber cat

a bumber cat is a cat belonging to my mate rasta pete. the bumber cat keeps on eating his stash.--
rasta pete "time for a smoke i think,but where is my gear? That bloody bumber cat!"
by harray shipmonay March 05, 2008
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