Ordure of the Night's Template

The composite set list of an end-stage open mic.

Sooner or later, every open mic is abandoned to the Ordure of the Night's Template!

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023

out of ordure

Sign put up on a freshly-cleaned lavatory door, so you won't have to clean it again.

If you see a sign saying a lavatory is "out of ordure" you will have to use the dirty lavatory next to it.

by Research_Joe October 15, 2013

flaw and ordure

n. A messy system of government resulting from an executive branch ignoring or overwhelming the judicial and parliamentary branches.

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Look at the world. Colombia, Brazil, Somalia, Syria. Nothing but flaw and ordure.

by gnostic3 June 28, 2020

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

ordurbes

Misuse of the proper term "hors d'oeuvres” by uneducated white trash who wish to aspire to a class above their own (but will never attain it). These fake, pretentious morons actually go through life thinking they are using the proper term when they are just advertising their High School Dropout status.

DumbJohn: "Did you read my email about my time at this high class party in South Africa where I had all these wonderful ordurbes? It's going to be a chapter in my book!"

SmartPerson: "Ordurbes??!! What are ordurbes? Did you just make up that word?"

DumbJohn: "Ha ha! You are so dumb; you don't know what the word means. I am too high class and educated for you"

by SuperSage June 27, 2009

Ordren

One of the funniest people you will ever meet. Someone who radiates kindness and authenticity. This person also loves to be annoying as a hobby.

Did you see Ordren at the Jugging to Fight Cancer in Golden Retrievers fundraiser?

Yes, Ordren slayed! It's because his grandmother was in the circus in the old country. He learned it from her.

by Catherine the Worst June 15, 2022

just what the doctor ordered

exactly what is needed

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2008