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Ordure of the Night's Template 

The composite set list of an end-stage open mic.
Sooner or later, every open mic is abandoned to the Ordure of the Night's Template!
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out of ordure

Sign put up on a freshly-cleaned lavatory door, so you won't have to clean it again.
If you see a sign saying a lavatory is "out of ordure" you will have to use the dirty lavatory next to it.
out of ordure by Research_Joe October 15, 2013

flaw and ordure

n. A messy system of government resulting from an executive branch ignoring or overwhelming the judicial and parliamentary branches.

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Look at the world. Colombia, Brazil, Somalia, Syria. Nothing but flaw and ordure.
flaw and ordure by gnostic3 June 28, 2020

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery! 

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?
“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

ordurbes 

Misuse of the proper term "hors d'oeuvres” by uneducated white trash who wish to aspire to a class above their own (but will never attain it). These fake, pretentious morons actually go through life thinking they are using the proper term when they are just advertising their High School Dropout status.
DumbJohn: "Did you read my email about my time at this high class party in South Africa where I had all these wonderful ordurbes? It's going to be a chapter in my book!"

SmartPerson: "Ordurbes??!! What are ordurbes? Did you just make up that word?"

DumbJohn: "Ha ha! You are so dumb; you don't know what the word means. I am too high class and educated for you"
ordurbes by SuperSage June 27, 2009
One of the funniest people you will ever meet. Someone who radiates kindness and authenticity. This person also loves to be annoying as a hobby.
Did you see Ordren at the Jugging to Fight Cancer in Golden Retrievers fundraiser?

Yes, Ordren slayed! It's because his grandmother was in the circus in the old country. He learned it from her.

just what the doctor ordered 

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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