Research_Joe's definitions

ignoranus

Someone who is ignorant because he has his head stuck up his ass.

George is such an ignoranus - he doesn't know what is going on around him because all he thinks about is himself.

by Research_Joe October 1, 2013

out of ordure

Sign put up on a freshly-cleaned lavatory door, so you won't have to clean it again.

If you see a sign saying a lavatory is "out of ordure" you will have to use the dirty lavatory next to it.

by Research_Joe October 15, 2013

Baldadeer

A bald crooner. A singer of romantic ballads who is without hair. A bald man whose song makes the hearts of girls flutter until they see the sunlight reflected off his head.

The song of the baldadeer made her eyes tear, but she kept her eyes shut because of the strong light reflected off his scalp.

by Research_Joe September 4, 2020

jaypiss

A penis in the shape of a J. A man with a J-shaped penis. A curvy penis.

When Hari pees, he has to be careful not to get his face wet because of his jaypiss.

by Research_Joe September 11, 2020

black sheeple

unthinking followers of conspiracy theorists

Jabez rejects conventional religion and follows that internet prophet. He is a black sheeple.

by Research_Joe September 20, 2020

black sheeple

An unthinking person who is herded by conspiracy theorists.

Jabez believes everything he reads on the faux news. He is a black sheeple.

by Research_Joe September 23, 2020

Black Sheeple

A person who slavishly follows propaganda and displays a herd-like mentality. A person who watches faux news on TV and believes it.

I saw that Jabez was refusing to wear a mask when he was talking to a patient in the ICU. What a black sheeple he is.

by Research_Joe September 23, 2020