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Ordered the Reuben 

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.
Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery! 

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?
“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

just what the doctor ordered 

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

get ordered 

Just as a dish is removed from a menu card if it is not ordered, people can be excluded from society. To point out such happening one can use "get ordered" to let a person know before it's too late.
Stupid Kid: "Man, I really like Fortnite!"
Concerned Parent: "GET ORDERED!"
get ordered by Innisvysom June 2, 2023

Court ordered 

Mandatory, a must do or must have . Most definitely
We need to hang out I miss you .

Thats court ordered , i miss you too
Court ordered by Coya2x November 29, 2017

somebody ordered slops

it is raining (or going to rain!)
somebody ordered slops, they're going to have to cancel the "big game"

i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops