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orcting

Behavioral pattern in which a person repeats multiple times that he/ she is not a homosexual individual. This behavior also includes putting the cue ball as close as possible to the targeted ball after the oponent makes a foul in the game of pool.
- Why do you put spicy mayo in your sandwich dude? That's so strange.
- What do you mean? Do you think I'm gay?
- Man you are so orcting right now.
by pristojanmladic November 18, 2021
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Orting

A small town an hour and a half drive from Seattle usually driven thru by white families on their way to mt. Ranier full of wiggers, potheads and more racist white trash than you'd expect in a metropolitan state like Washington about 4 black kids in the entire school system and even fewer Asians considered a shithole by 90% of kids that live here

Full of kids that talk about fighting all day buy get into about one fight every two years, everyone here never seems to have money or pot and even when you get it it's about the only place in america where people will take your money and give you nothing back the reason for this is the fact that the kids buying bud usually have more money to spare from their flowing allowances they get from their parents that are too busy working at a job 20 miles away that they don't realize their child is a stoner
Me: damn how fuckin hard is it to get good weed around here

Friend: this is fucking orting there's no such thing as good bud

Me: yeah fuck this town
by Cracky Ninja August 24, 2009
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Orting

A town in Washington state, situated near the foot of Mt. Rainier where the Carbon and Puyallup rivers meet. Originally formed for loggers and farmers, which is why there are used to be so many farms. Over the past several years, the farms have turned into housing developments and terrible traffic in the mornings.

No one's ever heard of Orting unless they live there, and except a few people from the surrounding towns when they vaguely remember they drove through it on their way to some remote mountain destination.

Filled with white trash, lots of emos kids, druggies, potential suicides, pre/teen sex, high school football and Carhartt jackets. The housing developments have added some more 'normal' families intent on living in a place with the beautiful scenic views--except it was only there before all the houses were added into the valley.

Also has the Orting Trail, which used to be a railroad and was changed into a paved trail. Not only that, but if Mt. Rainier explodes, it's supposed to function as the escape route from the lahar for grade schoolers. Good luck with that, kiddies.
Anywhere 20 miles or more from Orting city limits:

"So, where're you from?"

"Orting."

"...Where's that?"

"Near Mt. Rainier... and Sumner, Bonney Lake, Buckley, Enumclaw, etc."

"Oh!"

"No way! You've actually heard of it??"

"...I think I drove through it once."
by cracktastic March 28, 2009
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orcing

When orcs have coitus.
I can't believe she is orcing him.
by Pineapple Rick May 14, 2018
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orting

the act of being excessivly loud, annoying, obnoxious and/or drunk

pertains to the chant "ORT! ORT! ORT!"
Stop orting in my face!

You just orted everywhere, you must have spilt about five gallons of ort.

Ort! Ort! Ort!
by kunde September 3, 2006
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Orcaing

Lesbian sex between 2 fat females. Usuallly making whale like noises while their giggling masses flow in synchronous waves.
a.Look at those two fat bitches, they are totally orcaing right now!
b. I caught my fat wife orcaing the next door neighbors wife!
by monkey1181 June 18, 2013
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Orting Heimlich Maneuver

(Commonly called “The Orting”)

A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.

The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.

Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.

HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.

While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.

POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.
“Dude she gave me the Orting Heimlich Maneuver last night. I’m literally going to have to sleep on my side for a week”

“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”

“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”
by Orden_Isu February 14, 2022
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