Ort

A regurgitated cum bubble.

"After she swallowed my jizz, she made a funny gurgling sound and she discovered an ort in her mouth."

by Die Lawn Adamek April 19, 2005

Ort

Ort is an abbreviated version of 'Alright' and is mainly used to greet someone.

This word originates from Bristol, England

"Hey Man, You Ort?"

by George Hemmati September 16, 2008

Ort

1. An exclamatory phrase typically used after a burn.
2. An phrase to express excitement.
3. Synonymous with "awt" (pronounced awwwwwwwt/ought)

1.
A: Dude this shit burns like a bitch.
B: That's what your mom said.
C: ORT!!!

2. A:Dude I got free tickets to the big game!
B:ORT!!! (in place of... oh shit!)

by Ort-Man. May 28, 2007

Ort

1. The Ort part of a Skort (Skirt + shorts)
2. Sexy (You look ortful)
3. Ugly (You look ortful)
4. Shopping (I went orting the other day for this...)
5. Skiing (I went orting the other day...)
6. Something one contains within themselves that others desire; can be sexual (I want your ort)

Ok, so I went orting the other day and I saw this guy who looked totally ortful, but he was mackin' on this girl who was totally ortful, and I was like, "whatever, he wants my ort."

by Swirl April 11, 2004

Ort

Male or Transvestite that enjoys double penetration sex (i.e. giving anal sex while also receiving it)

Second Generation Texans Ort quite frequently

by Deuce Bagger May 17, 2009

Ort

Whatever the hell your neighbour is cooking.

Man, I hate going into apartment buildings. It smells like ort!

by Zhyre November 27, 2007

ort not

should not; something that is wrong

You ort not act like such an ass.

a. "Red stole a car today."
b. "Well, that was a big ort not!"

by Moon Wizard March 31, 2009