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the process of bryant sucking on jesses weiner
ow yes jesse WHAT ow no its in my eye damn u bryant HEY guys (RATT MEED) WTF let me get in on this
oralsex by ratt meed December 2, 2003
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oral sex 

when a guy licks a girls pussy and a girl sucks a guys dick. very pleasureable.
Shelly didn't want to get pregnant, so she decided to try oral sex. She started to play with Daren's dick by blowing, kissing and sucking his penis. He re-payed her by playing with her clit and sticking his tounge in her vagaina. They both very much enjoyed this.

Oral Sex 

A way to have safe sex without using condoms
Nick sat there in his bed, needily horny. He decided to head over to Jane's house to have some sweet oral sex. When he got there, he knocked on the door. Jane answered, and he asked "Ya wanna have oral sex? She said yeah, so they went inside her room. She pulled down his pants and boxers, revealing his throbbing cock. he pulled off her shirt and her bra, then pulled down her pants and panties. She started licking nicks throbbing cock, the started sucking it. He cummed, and she licked up every last bit of it. Then Nick started licking her pussy (vagina). Hours later, at two A.M. He said "That was almost as good as real sex!" She said "Well, lets have some real sex." He got up and did the shark on her, and he fucked her really hard afterwards. Hours later, at six A.M., he left happily.

oral sex 

Here's an orgasm, now let me go to sleep.
Jack was needily horny at 4 AM, instead of wasting half an hour on real sex, Jill decided five minutes of oral sex was in order.
oral sex by eyehateman June 19, 2011

oral sex 

Mouth to genital stimulation. Also referred to as "fellatio"- when done to a male, and "cunnilingus" when done to a female.
Example 1: Dick had oral sex with Jane. Jane had oral sex with Dick. (i.e. Dick's Dick. Pun intended).

Example 2: Jane was able perform cunnilingus on herself, much to Dick's surprise, curiosity, and delight. Quite a scene! (Jane was a contortionist and gymnast.)
oral sex by MTF January 26, 2010

Oralsexual 

Any person--gay, straight, bi, whatever--whose main or exclusive sexual interest is to give and/or receive oral sex.
Mickey mouse: Heya Goofy, want to fuck my ass?
Goofy: Hyuck, Gawrsh Mickey, I'd rather blow ya. See, I'm an oralsexual.

oralse.cx 

A parody on the shock site, goatse. When you click on it, a picture of a kitten comes up. On the same site, there is a hyperlink called 'The Weiner' and when you click on that, a picture of a weinerdog in a oversized hotdog bun comes up.
I was prepared to puke when I clicked on oralse.cx, but I saw a kitten instead of someone shooting crap out of their ass or stretching it to the size of a bowling ball.
oralse.cx by hydrogen December 6, 2005
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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