Definitions by eyehateman

oral sex 

Here's an orgasm, now let me go to sleep.

Jack was needily horny at 4 AM, instead of wasting half an hour on real sex, Jill decided five minutes of oral sex was in order.

oral sex by eyehateman June 19, 2011

dad jazz 

Bland, emotionless and purely instrumental jazz music. No matter where you live, it is played on a radio station named The Oasis and makes Breezin' look like Bitches Brew. Evidence of improvisation ranges from minimal to nonexistent. The soundtrack to khaki shorts, polos, seldom used golf clubs, mandals and combovers.

Bahia Funk by Lee Ritenour is a prime example of dad jazz.

dad jazz by eyehateman April 21, 2011