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optorectalitis
A condition such that one’s head is so far up their own posterior that all they see, hear, say, or contemplate is filtered through their own fecal prism.
When congress meets, their collective cases of optorectalitis combine to form a super-massive brown hole that sucks in our money and our rights.
optorectalitis by charcosa January 27, 2013
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Optorectomy
This is a surgical procedure to remove the nerve that runs between the eyeball and the asshole, with a desired result of improving the shitty outlook of the patient
Jane was a real "Debby Downer" until she had an Optorectomy last week and now she's a regular Pollyanna.
Optorectomy by sadie wordatopia March 8, 2010
Optirectomy
A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.
Optirectomy by LeeC November 27, 2006
optirectomy
A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.
optirectomy by lumberjim January 20, 2009
optoreal
A more efficient way of calling someone an optimistic realist. One becomes "optoreal" when he or she understands what will most likely occur, but nevertheless haphazardly hopes for the best possible outcome.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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