opportunazi 

(1) Someone who isn't even a nazi but will nazi if if benefits them;
(2) an opportunity to nazi

"Opportunazi knocks!"

opportunazi by prematureneologist December 7, 2023

Opportunazi 

Someone who will literally do *anything* to get ahead or climb the greasy pole.

Co-worker 1: Keith is so bloody ambitious.
Co-worker 2: Yeah, he'll literally do *anything* to get ahead.
Co-worker 1: Keith's such an Opportunazi!

Opportunazi by crowriver December 7, 2023

opportunitize 

(verb) to take advantage of your opportunites

I found out that my manager got fired from my company so I opportunitized and applied to take his position.

opportunitize by bablas June 12, 2012

pursue other opportunities 

To be fired or forced out of a job due to failure or scandal. The "opportunities" to be "pursued" may include crying, applying for unemployment, eating cheetos, and watching daytime talk tv. A close analogue, usually used in politics or sports, is the departure "to spend time with his family."

In the wake of its failure to meet earnings targets, the company announced that its chief financial officer would be leaving to pursue other opportunities and the company was planning to focus on its core competencies.

pursue other opportunities by smythy September 15, 2009

little opportunities 

A phrase coined by Octomom, Nadya Suleman, to put a positive spin on how she financially provides for fourteen children without working. Little opportunities are generated by pimping one's own children out to the media.

Q - Hey, dude. Why are there so many cameramen on the beach today?
A - Cause the Octomom is taking advantage of one of her "little opportunities" by pretending she actually takes her brood of fourteen to the beach on a regular basis for some good old-fashioned family fun.
Q - Ah! So, she's pimping those poor kids out again.

little opportunities by TsuDho November 30, 2009

opportunarian 

Someone who trusts that the universe will provide them with the right opportunity -- for life, love, and work -- at the time best suited for their growth. All the person has to do is stay open to the moment, and keep doing their work.

Opportunarian that she is, Melissa isn't stressed about finding a job. She knows the opening will appear when the time is right.

opportunarian by Rain City Wordherder February 27, 2017

youth opportunities 

A place where a homeless youth can get bottled water and given another chance only to be kicked back onto the street. Workers are nice as long as you follow their rules and don't think for yourself. Kids hookup and get pregnant then smoke dab carts in the bathroom with the door open and their only asked if their homework is done. They also don't care if you have a home aslong as you read an outdated textbook. They do help people, but only if you let them control every aspect in your decision making and forget friends,and hanging out with friends means you have "a place to live"

I went to youth opportunities to get housing, now I live in a motel and do meth.

youth opportunities by Speedy Winxter May 18, 2022