Verb: To be drunk, intoxicated, inebriated. To go out and have a fun time. To drink half a two-six of Rum and puke everywhere for your first time. Life.
The Oola Pancake is a sexual act created in the small town of Oola, Ireland. The first step of the Oola Pancake is for the woman to lie on her back with her ass pointed up towards the air. The man then pulls on the edges of his ballsack to form a pancake-shape with his ballsack. He places his 'pancake' on the woman's asshole, and she then farts in order to cook the 'pancake'. When the 'pancake' is sufficiently cooked, the man removes it from the asshole and feeds it to the woman.
Tom: Hey, do you want an Oola Pancake?
Emily: Yes please you sexy bastard, I love farting on your balls and eating it!!! *squirts*
A corrupted form of the original definition of Oorlaloo, instead of Oorlaloo as an expression of joy upon the feelings of intoxication, it's used ironically, predominantly the morning after an occurrence of legitimate Oorlaloo.
Oohlala = the expression of surprise
ness = often refer to a state or quality.
Oohlalaness describes a person who has that sense of oohlala when you look at them and/or compare them to other people if they make you go oohlala with the sort of stuff they do or think about them when they never seize to amaze you.
Guy: yuck in general or yuck in comparisson to moi?
Girl: yuck compared to your ooolalaness oohlalaness.
Guy: nice word. :D
Girl: ^^
Girl: but that's what you have!
Guy: oooolalaness?
Girl: yea.
Guy: ◕ ‿ ◕