ooblay 

a fat midget that eats crisps like 10 times a day

You see a fat kid eating crisps

"Hey ooblay!, hows it going...... you fu**ing fat ass! Go eat some more"

ooblay by Gav Gav January 29, 2007

ooblay doblay 

1. The English representation of the pronunciation of the Spanish letter 'W'
2. Having a threesome with 2 bong eyed twins.

1. oo-blay doe-blay
2. (meaning) oggly double lay

Hungover man: "I got ratted last night and these two twins tag teamed me."
Bewildered friend: "U sure there wasn't just one of them and you had double vision?"
Hungover man: "No way dude, their bong eyes were pointing in different directions."

ooblay doblay by Ikara November 26, 2004

oobladong 

A penis having greater length than width ( girth )
derived from the word oblong

A group of guy's were enjoying the sauna when one said to another, " Some men are well endowed but that dudes got an oobladong."

oobladong by lil' nicky July 17, 2010

Ooglay 

A more fun way to say the word "ugly". This word serves a dual purpose. It adds some pizazz to the whole sentence Also, usage of this word further emphasizes the ugliness of the person(s) being pointed out.

Girl #1: Damn, they are ugly!
Girl # 2: No. They are ooglay!!!
Girl #1: True, that was needed to emphasize how ooglay they are.

Ooglay by Skankatronics February 20, 2009

oobly boobly 

The act of gluing googly eyes all over your titties except for the nipples, cause that would hurt.

"I got oobly boobly-ed all over my titties by my step daddy, but not on the areolas...cause that would hurt!"

oobly boobly by @gmail.dix January 6, 2021

ooblyatta 

An undescribable structure in shape, size, and proportion.

Person 1: "Hey! Look at that odd looking structure."
Person 2: "Oh chode monkey, don't ya know, thats an ooblyatta."

Person 1: "Mommy mommy I cut my poop lip on the ooblyatta."

ooblyatta by Carson December 6, 2004

Ooglay 

Term used as a substitute for "ugly".
Used to describe anything that is not pleasing to the eyes or other senses.
Commonly used in identifying one's looks.

"That poor boy is ooglay! No wonder he went to Prom alone.."
"Yous an ooglay slut."

Ooglay by Pen Name September 15, 2008