oobladong 

A penis having greater length than width ( girth )
derived from the word oblong

A group of guy's were enjoying the sauna when one said to another, " Some men are well endowed but that dudes got an oobladong."

oobladong by lil' nicky July 17, 2010

oobadong 

a joint; splif; trumpet.
jointjoynt etc..

John and Clay enjoed a well rolled oobadong.

oobadong by Raggydoll December 23, 2006

ooblong 

Long and skinny

I have very ooblong feet. Not to be confused with oblong because that doesn’t make sense.

ooblong by Touchofthetism October 11, 2023

Ooblongtonger

The Ooblongtonger is a very popular dance amongst the kids of today's society. The dance mimicks the motion of pulling the pull cord of a lawnmower around the area of your genitals in a curved motion away from your body. The Ooblongtonger originated in the small town of Chaginkastan Alberta, where it gained recognition off of Grindr.

"Woah dude! Look at that man Ooblongtonging!!!"

"Im hitting the Ooblongtonger!"

Ooblongtonger by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust October 21, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022