ontha 

Ontha’s have quite a good vibe to them and it’s easy to become their friend. They make jokes often and are caring at times. If you have met one consider yourself lucky and get used to sarcastic comments about you

Jerry,”Good one Ontha”

ontha by The_best_weeb’ June 2, 2021

oathall school 

Shittest school going, turning into a prison. Full of wet kids looking for fights 24/7. Looks like theres been a bombing in half the school, full of asslicks and foreign teachers that don't speak english."

'Oathall school is the worst school going, its so peak'

oathall school by Ray x x November 18, 2017

ontzao 

German accent for "and there."

I'm enjoying my trip from Germany to this American museum. Here is a painting of a girl dressed in pink ontzao on the opposite side of the room is a boy dressed in blue.

ontzao by Extremityman October 17, 2023

Worst Case Ontario

The worst possible outcome of a situation. A term derived from the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

We should have time to hit up the LCBO, and worst case ontario, we can just mooch some booze off George.

Worst Case Ontario by ChevyChaseTheDragon May 20, 2018

Onatha

A good friend can be funny and caring, has a monster cock, and gets 10/10 girls

Do you see Onatha over there he’s so cute

Onatha by User4206942069 April 23, 2020

Cornwall, Ontario 

The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.

The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.

The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.

There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.

The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.

Cornwall, Ontario by Dung Trumpet June 14, 2016

franco-ontarienne 

The feminine version of franco-ontarien.

Franco-Ontariennes have good taste in fashion.

franco-ontarienne by Sahara April 21, 2005