onlan

Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When onlan, internal resources are available, as one has a connection through a VPN. Interestingly, depending on the setup of the VPN, offlan resources--such as public web sites--may be inaccessible.

Antonym: offlan

Sorry, but the files you want are only available onlan. You'll need to connect to the VPN to download them.

by TizzyD September 22, 2010

onani

Booru-like anime site named after the Japanese word with the same name which means "masturbation"

Straight Guy: Hey man are you on onani.xyz?
Homosexual Guy: Nah! onani.gay works better.

by dirt 💖 May 7, 2022

Sword Art Online

REALLY FUCKING INTENSE VR CHAT

oh fuck i can’t log out of sword art online

by hey.look.niff.its.me December 11, 2018

Orlandism

A religion followed by people who stan the orlando family of canada, it has 11.3 million followers.

I converted to orlandism when I started stanning Johnny Orlando

by Eggyorlando October 1, 2019

GTA Online

GTA V but it's multiplayer and is filled with modders and people who kill everybody in sight with their Oppressor MK2 and takes forever to load.

Me: Ima play some GTA Online.
*20 minutes later*
Me: *snore* Ah what? Oh I'm finally in!
*Guy with Oppressor MKII kills me*
Me: Bullcrap!
*Respawns*
*Modder drops money on everybody*
Me: Uhhhh, I'm leaving.
*Presses Alt+F4*

by BigBoi Gaming November 6, 2019

Johnny Orlando

A loving boy who cares for his fans. He does not deserve any hate. He perfect. He’s a kind kid. He cares for people. He’s just a dream boy. Like u should want him as your boyfriend. He’s just an all around amazing person.

“What he said he loved her and cared for her”

“Guess he’s being a Johnny Orlando”

by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018

Johnny Orlando

the cutest and most talented human ever , HE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT , every girl wants him as their boyfriend

Johnny Orlando is so perfect

by johnnyorlandoo May 3, 2019