onani 

Booru-like anime site named after the Japanese word with the same name which means "masturbation"

Straight Guy: Hey man are you on onani.xyz?
Homosexual Guy: Nah! onani.gay works better.

onani by dirt 💖 May 7, 2022

onani 

Japanese way of saying masturbation.

Josh: Man I'm so stressed.
Elucid: Go do some onani.

onani by EnlarqueIl EnGrotesque December 5, 2007

Ojani 

Ojani is a nice charming guy he usually needs a smack in the back of the head.But he will always be there for you and loves sports and very athletic competitive,smart,intelligent.And very handsome and knows how to handle the women he will protect you show you love he will be like your big brother or little brother doesn’t matter he will always be there for you so don’t worry.

Me:“yurr”
Ojani:“yurr”

Ojani by SlyEagle November 26, 2018

Omani standoff 

A Omani standoff typically constitutes a standoff between a goat from Oman and a Libyan man. Over the years however it has come to describe any standoff involving man and animal.

History: circa 1800, some rogue Libyan pirates attempted to enter Oman through the Arabian Sea having circumvented the whole of Africa. Upon reaching its shores, they were met by the abundant goats that roam Oman freely. While the Omani villagers were busy tending to their crops further inland, the goats stood fiercely in the face of the pirates, and it was their determination that ultimately forced the Libyans to retreat.

Example 1:
Abudi found himself in a predicament. Having just arrived in Oman, he came across a goat. They stood facing each other refusing to give way to each other. It was a classic Omani standoff. In the end he had to yield to the goat, and find an alternate route.

Example 2:
As Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck around Hogwarts, they saw the light reflect from Filch's lamp as he walked around looking for them. So the trio entered the closest room and found themselves face to face with Fluffy, the three-headed dog. It was a Omani standoff like no other, as both sides knew the consequences of backing down.

Omani standoff by DoesSheEvenGoHere May 18, 2016

Onamia 

The small Minnesota town where you have to look out for Robo Cop

Went to Onamia and got pulled over by Robo Cop

Onamia by Onamia rebels January 5, 2020

onanist 

One who masturbates frequently

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!

onanist by the fuzzy kitten next door April 7, 2005

Onamia 

A small Village in centeral Minnesota where all hopes and dreams go to die.

Guy 1: "Hey have you seen Tom?"

Guy 2: "No, He failed at life and moved to Onamia."

Onamia by ~*Mille*Lacs*~ March 4, 2011