oncom

Used when someone says something really fast and you understand nothing they just said. Coined by Paul in 2007 when i 4got that predictive text was on and evrthing made sense execpt oncom
Also confuses the person who you are speaking to.
Repeat for added confusion/mild annoyance.
!!!!!!!!!!NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE!!!!!!!!!!
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING 'ON' THE 'COM'PUTER!!

aztech65: Did-u-see-wen-and -then-he-said-and-it-was-like- and-then-he- said...
MadMan12: oncom?
aztech65: what are you talking about
MadMan12: OnCoM?
aztech65: what are you saying!!!!
MadMan12: I was gonna assk the same thing.
aztech65: ???

oncom by Aztech Ryma October 14, 2007

Onomatopenis 

1. The word used to describe the sounds that a penis makes.
2. Word invented by the mysterious Robespierre during the first GD movie night.
3. The title of a CD that will be released in the future.
4. User name of the only certified cool-point distributor on Gaiaonline.com

1. I'm writing a sexy story. What's an onomatopenis that I can use?
2. "No, call your CD Onomatopenis."
3."Okay, fine. If I ever release a CD, I'm going to call it Onomatopenis."
4. "Onomatopenis, everyone only loves you because of your username, but that's okay, because it's amazing."

Onomatopenis by Onomanomona August 18, 2009

oncologist 

A doctor that not only treats cancer, but is always on call.

Jim: What are you studying again?
Kyle: Oncology. I told you.
Jim: Whoa! You know an Oncologist never gets to relax, always being on call.
Kyle: You're an idiot.

oncologist by Trova January 12, 2015

Onomé 

Onomé is a loving friend who will always be there for those she loves 💗 no matter the circumstance. She cares for others more than herself and always has a smile on her face,she enjoys making others happy and is a ride or die chick. You’d be very lucky to have Onomé as she is one of the realist people you’ll ever meet. She speaks her mind and doesn’t care who’s around. Don’t disrespect her or those she loves because she will certainly have find you

I’m very lucky to have an Onomé💗

Onomé by Jurneah June 10, 2018

oncology

The study of cancerous diseases, in which one would study tumors and their causes, treatment, and cure.

Bob: Hey Jesse, do you have the notes from yesterday?
Jesse: Yeah Bob, but don't worry, we only learned about Oncology and how important it is in the world!

oncology by Another IMSA student November 13, 2005

oncock 

Some one who loves the doodle - oncock

Look at that oncock - constantly sucking the bosses cock and then having his minions suck his cock. ONCOCK loves the doodle

oncock by maxwell-monty October 21, 2018

onomatopoopa

A word whose pronunciation imitates the motion or activity it is describing, suggesting its source. Examples include “yawn” and the archetype “poop.” The word is a synthesis of the Greek word "onoma" (name) and the English word "poop" (verb meaning "to defecate") thus onomatopoopa essentially means "poopy name."

Whenever I say yawn, it feels like a yawn and that's because it's an onomatopoopa.

onomatopoopa by Barkat January 4, 2009