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A poo so voluminous and energetic that it is literally everywhere. In practise, it is mostly used to describe a poo done by a baby or toddler that squirts out of the back of the nappy and is spreads to various places in the vicinity. Omnipoos are particularly difficult to deal with as they have a habit of spreading about when you try and change the child, particularly if the child is a wriggler. Omnipoos normally have a sticky and liquid quality about them, facilitating the spread of the fecal matter around the area. It some respects they can be compared to liquid hydrogen as it approaches absolute zero and becomes a super fluid, but there is nothing super about an omnipoo, although they could be used to deter crime. Omnipoo is synonymous with omniturd, omnishit, omnicrap, omnipoop, omnimerde, omnidung, omnistool or omninumbertwo.

Omnipoo can also be used to describe a mistake or mess so bad that it literally covers everything in crap.
Simon's date with Helen was going swimmingly, although there was a slight stink in the air. Simon paid it no mind as he finally thought he had found the one. That point in the evening had come when it was time to settle the bill. Helen had suggested going back to her place as Simon reached for his wallet. He held Helen's gaze as he pulled out a fresh £50 note and placed it done on the table. Helen squinted and started sniffing at a pungent order. Simultaneously they looked down to see a large brown gooey mess covering one end of the note. Simon saw the brown mess on his hands also, and the table. Helen covered her mouth and ran to the toilets never to be seen again.
"What is her problem?" the waiter asked
"I was round at my sister's before I came out. It looks like he did an omnipoo."
omnipoo by 2Bears-in-a-trap October 20, 2021
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Omnipotential 

Having Infinite power but lacking omnisicence (Infinite knowledge)
The Beyonders are a Omnipotential race and are Gods compared to others.
Omnipotential by CallMeSaul January 24, 2016

omniphobia 

Timmy was diagnosed with a severe case of omniphobia.
omniphobia by Tyler November 28, 2004

Omnipotent 

A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god.
My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Omnipotent by Big Boss March 9, 2005

omnipotence paradox 

The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
God:I'm omnipotent
Steve:ok then make a rock you cant lift

God:Cant I'm omnipotent I can lift anything
Steve:then you arent omnipotent.
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.

Omnipotent Z 

A horrible person who seems to think they are god. Always judges a fan base because of something several fans said or did. Like pewdiepie's fans for example.
Person one: "UGH. PEWDIE'S FANS ARE SO STUPID AND WEAK. PEWDIEPIE IS HORRIBLE TOO AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIS FAME. "
Person two: "Dude, don't be such a omnipotent Z. Besides, you don't seem to know anything about pewds. If you actually bothered watching and giving him a chance, you'd know that he cares about all of his fans and has donated thousands of dollars to charity. "
(Let's be polite, shall we? Please don't insult others for something they like and care about. )
Omnipotent Z by No hate :D November 22, 2013

Omniprociphobia

Omniprociphobia (Fear Of Randoms)

Omniprociphobia is when you have an imminent fear of communicating with members of the public, this can happen during physical or online communication. One main symptom is that all patients share the incapability of making a decision and rely on the words possibly or maybe. Some caretakers of these patients have reported being kicked from the party and when attempting to join back the party is made invite only. Caretakers have also experienced verbal abuse from the patients suffering from Omniprociphobia. This normally happens at night time when they would say unapplaudable jokes and then leave the party. E.G Patient would join the party and say something upon the lines of is the sperm in your mouth saltier than me. Patients also have a dilution that they are well known and well liked in the general population. This is also how they get so many proclaimed "bitches". because of this they may repeat the line and go get bitches.

Symptoms consist of the following: Constantly saying cunt, helicopters always going over house or apartment, Wanting a PC, Being well known, Social anxiety, Playing Elden Ring, being offline all the time, Only having 13 Xbox friends,

Salty all the time and suggesting shitty games like Wreckfest or Crossfire X.
How to help:
Compliment them on their dick size (or breast size if woman).
Ask if they know CW.
Practise walking past people.
Play DayZ with the patient.
Buy them new shoes.
Or offer some "bud"
That man is insane, he may have schizophrenia or Omniprociphobia.

I had a friend called jack, But he changed after he got diagnosed of Omniprociphobia.
Omniprociphobia by BionicUni April 19, 2022