Omniprociphobia
Omniprociphobia (Fear Of Randoms)
Omniprociphobia is when you have an imminent fear of communicating with members of the public, this can happen during physical or online communication. One main symptom is that all patients share the incapability of making a decision and rely on the words possibly or maybe. Some caretakers of these patients have reported being kicked from the party and when attempting to join back the party is made invite only. Caretakers have also experienced verbal abuse from the patients suffering from Omniprociphobia. This normally happens at night time when they would say unapplaudable jokes and then leave the party. E.G Patient would join the party and say something upon the lines of is the sperm in your mouth saltier than me. Patients also have a dilution that they are well known and well liked in the general population. This is also how they get so many proclaimed "bitches". because of this they may repeat the line and go get bitches.
Symptoms consist of the following: Constantly saying cunt, helicopters always going over house or apartment, Wanting a PC, Being well known, Social anxiety, Playing Elden Ring, being offline all the time, Only having 13 Xbox friends,
Salty all the time and suggesting shitty games like Wreckfest or Crossfire X.
How to help:
Compliment them on their dick size (or breast size if woman).
Ask if they know CW.
Practise walking past people.
Play DayZ with the patient.
Buy them new shoes.
Or offer some "bud"
Omniprociphobia is when you have an imminent fear of communicating with members of the public, this can happen during physical or online communication. One main symptom is that all patients share the incapability of making a decision and rely on the words possibly or maybe. Some caretakers of these patients have reported being kicked from the party and when attempting to join back the party is made invite only. Caretakers have also experienced verbal abuse from the patients suffering from Omniprociphobia. This normally happens at night time when they would say unapplaudable jokes and then leave the party. E.G Patient would join the party and say something upon the lines of is the sperm in your mouth saltier than me. Patients also have a dilution that they are well known and well liked in the general population. This is also how they get so many proclaimed "bitches". because of this they may repeat the line and go get bitches.
Symptoms consist of the following: Constantly saying cunt, helicopters always going over house or apartment, Wanting a PC, Being well known, Social anxiety, Playing Elden Ring, being offline all the time, Only having 13 Xbox friends,
Salty all the time and suggesting shitty games like Wreckfest or Crossfire X.
How to help:
Compliment them on their dick size (or breast size if woman).
Ask if they know CW.
Practise walking past people.
Play DayZ with the patient.
Buy them new shoes.
Or offer some "bud"
That man is insane, he may have schizophrenia or Omniprociphobia.
I had a friend called jack, But he changed after he got diagnosed of Omniprociphobia.
I had a friend called jack, But he changed after he got diagnosed of Omniprociphobia.
Omniprociphobia by BionicUni April 19, 2022
