Tyler's definitions

mortalis

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.

that guy is a flaming mortalis.

by tyler August 13, 2003

Trizlo

When a girl pretends to like you and messes with you for her own personal benefit.

I had no idea that chel was such a trizlo.

by Tyler November 20, 2003

jumper

A Paratrooper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."

by Tyler December 15, 2003

sandstrom

People who make millions and have sex with hot blondes

by Tyler June 30, 2003

Durden

One mean fucker, approach with caution. Stay out of arms length or striking distance of nearby objects.
durden

Fighter, malicious, good to friends bad to enemies.

by Tyler November 28, 2004

good call

A sarcastic phrase used when someone says something obvious or stupid.

Mikey:hey you got a haircut.
Tyler:Hey, good call asshole!

by Tyler May 13, 2005

mushroom tattoo

To whip someone with the head of your penis leaving a tatoo resembling a mushroom tattoo

andrews wordchode/word gives weird mushroom tattoos

by Tyler February 1, 2003