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Like at Chili's, the hamburger. Also, Getting in the anus by a really old guy.
Only made better when some1 actually asks for the "oldtimer" at Chili's.
oldtimer by vcsuperfan December 22, 2007
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Old timer 

Someone thats been alive for a long time
The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff
Old timer by Mike May 1, 2004

old timer's disease 

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition
When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.
old timer's disease by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017

Old-Timer 

Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.
"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?
Old-Timer by Rodney Basil June 2, 2004

old timer's disease 

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.

oldtimers 

A generalized condition of forgetfulness or short-term memory loss due to old age, similar to, and almost as bad as, Alzheimer's or senile dementia, but without any specific pathology.
Man, by the time I get from my recliner to the other room, I forget what I went there for. Ever since I turned 50, my Oldtimers has really kicked into high gear!
oldtimers by BackInBlack60 May 12, 2011

oldtimers 

What my friend Cathy P. from NJ calls Alzhiemers Disease.
My Grandmother is suffering from "Oldtimers disease", she can't remember shit anymore.
oldtimers by up2ng April 20, 2005
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