Alzheimer

A disease affecting your Central Nervous System especially brain. It is caused by accumulated beta amyloid plaques and tau plaques that kill the neutrons. Thr disease causes progressive loss of cognitive functions, which means person is likely to have memory loss, disorientation, etc. and after some time (3-9 years) patient dies from loss of live functions, mostly from respiratory failure. There is currently no cure, however the fact of incurable disease attracts large number of scientists to work on it. Main ideas of possible cure are focused on stopping the progress of accumulating amyloid plaques, destroying them via immune system (proposed Alzheimer vaccine), etc.

A dad of my friend has been diagnosed with Alzheimer disease. It was a heartbreaking news for them.

Alzheimer by Tomsow(12) October 27, 2019

alzheimer

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what am i doing here lol i probably have alzheimer

alzheimer by scarascumbag February 18, 2022

alzheimer

Verb. To forget a crucial detail.

„I was planning a birthday party but I alzheimered sending out the invites.“

„My mom has dementia and she alzheimered my wife‘s name.“

alzheimer by SwissNationalist March 12, 2025

Alzheimer's

A disease most commonly found in the older generation of people causing them to lose pre-existing memories and have trouble making new ones. More serious cases can lead to difficulty with language, disorientation, mood swings, etc.

Lil' Jimmy: "Mama, why doesn't Grandpa remember me?"
Mama: "He's got Alzheimer's, Honey, he won't remember you."
Lil' Jimmy: "Oh... Will Grandma get Old-Timer's too then?"

Alzheimer's by CharlesJJJ November 3, 2016

Alzheimer's

Another nasty dementia that robs your loved ones of their own mind and makes you grieve them while they are still physically alive. There's much medical work being done to find a cure because it is going to hit alot of boomers hard in the next few years the same way it hit their parents hard.

Doctor: Your Mom's in the early stages of Alzheimer'.

Me: What is Alzheimer's?
Doctor: Alzheimer's is a form of dementia that destroys memories

Alzheimer's by Five year old drinking coffee June 12, 2020

Alzheimer’s 

A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.

A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.

Alzheimer’s by awsomecolin January 4, 2023

Alzheimer's Express 

The daily route from the retirement home to nearby locations taken by senior citizens who ride their motorized carts.

Old lady O'brien rode the Alzheimer's Express all the way to the corner store.

Alzheimer's Express by Nailo April 28, 2005