Definitions by BackInBlack60

oldtimers 

A generalized condition of forgetfulness or short-term memory loss due to old age, similar to, and almost as bad as, Alzheimer's or senile dementia, but without any specific pathology.

Man, by the time I get from my recliner to the other room, I forget what I went there for. Ever since I turned 50, my Oldtimers has really kicked into high gear!

oldtimers by BackInBlack60 May 12, 2011

purchase pleasure 

The hopeful result of "Retail Therapy"

Her: I was so bored and depressed today I decided to try a little retail therapy!
Him: Well, I hope the purchase pleasure was worth what I'm seeing on this pile of credit card receipts!

purchase pleasure by BackInBlack60 July 7, 2010

Buff the Musket 

Yet another euphemism for (male) masturbation.

"I buff the musket almost daily."

Buff the Musket by BackInBlack60 May 22, 2009