oldometer

A slang term for "age", e.g. when you're about to turn 30

I can't believe my oldometer is about to hit 30—where did the time go?

by Emotional Cruiser October 28, 2025

Cubic Ortometer

A measurement of the splash range a drop of rain creates as it lands.

Harry: Look at the splash of the rain.
Alexei: Its called Cubic Ortometer you idiot.

by Anzio24 November 9, 2012

oxometer

A device designed to measure the percentage of bullshit in a communication. This device is briefly described in Derek Bickerton's book, "Language and Species"

"To evaluate that speech you would really need your oxometer."

by Fareed October 22, 2003

odometer pussy

A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike

adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.

by el-dday January 15, 2007

odometer

The odometer is a tool that aids in the measurement of one's grogan. It measures the smell of a grogan, using a system based on the smelliest races of people.

Wow, i really left a Chinaman drowning in there.

by Boon March 28, 2004

owedometer

Da gauge on your dashboard dat progressively shows how much you're gonna be "in da hole" for da gas to refill your tank as it gets emptier and emptier.

I have an "impulse buy" problem, so I sure wish dat SHOPPING CARTS had an "owedometer" on their wheels to warn me how about much my total bill is running up as I trundle said trolley around da department store or supermarket!

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

odometer

The odometer is applied to a grogan or brogan. It measures the strength of the turd by using a nationality ranking system.

After a night eating cheap Mexican food, Larry's turds exploded out of his arse when visiting the throne... Larry dropped a Palestinian that night.

by Merv April 3, 2004