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owedometer 

Da gauge on your dashboard dat progressively shows how much you're gonna be "in da hole" for da gas to refill your tank as it gets emptier and emptier.
I have an "impulse buy" problem, so I sure wish dat SHOPPING CARTS had an "owedometer" on their wheels to warn me how about much my total bill is running up as I trundle said trolley around da department store or supermarket!
owedometer by QuacksO April 1, 2020
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odometer pussy 

A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike
adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.
odometer pussy by el-dday January 15, 2007
The odometer is a tool that aids in the measurement of one's grogan. It measures the smell of a grogan, using a system based on the smelliest races of people.
Wow, i really left a Chinaman drowning in there.
odometer by Boon March 28, 2004
The odometer is applied to a grogan or brogan. It measures the strength of the turd by using a nationality ranking system.
After a night eating cheap Mexican food, Larry's turds exploded out of his arse when visiting the throne... Larry dropped a Palestinian that night.
odometer by Merv April 3, 2004

rollin' back the odometer

When a girl states she's had sex with way less guys than what's accurate out of fear that you'll assume she's a huge slut.
Mike: Dude, I should've totally fucked Meghan last night.
Frank: I heard she's a huge slut.
Mike: But she said she's only been with 3 guys.
Frank: Bro, no way! Her?... You know she's totally cracked the glass and is rollin' back the odometer on that one.

odometer pussy 

A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike
adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.
odometer pussy by el-dday December 10, 2008

Odometer anxiety 

What drivers of leased cars suffer from due to mileage restrictions of 10-15 thousand miles per year.
I am stuck with a leased car for three years and this stupid dealership gave me only 12,000 miles per year. Since I have a long commute, it's clear I'll exceed it. This is why I have odometer anxiety!
Odometer anxiety by Leopards14 January 3, 2024