odometer

The odometer is a tool that aids in the measurement of one's grogan. It measures the smell of a grogan, using a system based on the smelliest races of people.

Wow, i really left a Chinaman drowning in there.

odometer by Boon March 28, 2004

odometer

The odometer is applied to a grogan or brogan. It measures the strength of the turd by using a nationality ranking system.

After a night eating cheap Mexican food, Larry's turds exploded out of his arse when visiting the throne... Larry dropped a Palestinian that night.

odometer by Merv April 3, 2004

odometer pussy 

A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike

adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.

odometer pussy by el-dday January 15, 2007

odometer pussy 

A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike

adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.

odometer pussy by el-dday December 10, 2008

Odometer anxiety 

What drivers of leased cars suffer from due to mileage restrictions of 10-15 thousand miles per year.

I am stuck with a leased car for three years and this stupid dealership gave me only 12,000 miles per year. Since I have a long commute, it's clear I'll exceed it. This is why I have odometer anxiety!

Odometer anxiety by Leopards14 January 3, 2024

rollin' back the odometer

When a girl states she's had sex with way less guys than what's accurate out of fear that you'll assume she's a huge slut.

Mike: Dude, I should've totally fucked Meghan last night.
Frank: I heard she's a huge slut.
Mike: But she said she's only been with 3 guys.
Frank: Bro, no way! Her?... You know she's totally cracked the glass and is rollin' back the odometer on that one.

rollin' back the odometer by Mike "Geesedawg" Greer April 21, 2016

oxometer 

A device designed to measure the percentage of bullshit in a communication. This device is briefly described in Derek Bickerton's book, "Language and Species"

"To evaluate that speech you would really need your oxometer."

oxometer by Fareed October 22, 2003