Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.
GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.
GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
GIRL 1: Then what?
GIRL 2: He started cryin and left
GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
GIRL 1: Then what?
GIRL 2: He started cryin and left
by el-dday January 14, 2007
by el-dday January 13, 2007
1. Any person who performs fellatio with wild abandon.
2. Derogatory title used to demean the intended target.
2. Derogatory title used to demean the intended target.
Man, I tell you Sheila is quite the bone-chugger
That fricken Larry guy is a damn bone-chugger. Let's ditch him.
That fricken Larry guy is a damn bone-chugger. Let's ditch him.
by el-dday January 13, 2007
A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike
adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.
by el-dday January 14, 2007
A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike
adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.
by el-dday January 13, 2007
A girl who acts as a surrogate sex partner shared by an anonymous group such as a town or province.
A girl who fucks so many men that she approaches the annual statistics of a public service like water or garbage utilities.
The sexual equivalent of a public urinal
A girl who fucks so many men that she approaches the annual statistics of a public service like water or garbage utilities.
The sexual equivalent of a public urinal
Guy 1: Shelly is a tandem town bike cause i heard she is letting people go 2 or 3 at a time now.
Guy 2: Sheesh!, That broad has seen more dick than a stadium urinal.
Guy 2: Sheesh!, That broad has seen more dick than a stadium urinal.
by el-dday January 13, 2007
A reference to the male erection. Specifically, when a man becomes aroused by violence, violent acts, or during intense arguments with his girlfriend.
by el-dday January 13, 2007