Definitions by Merv

Tommy the tickler

He is a pedophile that babysits children and gets away with it

Girl - "Tommy that's not my bellybutton"

Tommy- "I understand ;)"

Girl- "you're tommy the tickler!"

Tommy- "I KNOW LEL I PLAY CLASH ROYALE TOO"

Tommy the tickler by Merv May 28, 2016

bogus operandi 

faking as a matter of course; the modus operandi of posers and liars

"yeah he said he was going to take out the trash, eventually. That's his bogus operandi"

bogus operandi by merv April 7, 2012

odometer

The odometer is applied to a grogan or brogan. It measures the strength of the turd by using a nationality ranking system.

After a night eating cheap Mexican food, Larry's turds exploded out of his arse when visiting the throne... Larry dropped a Palestinian that night.

odometer by Merv April 3, 2004

grogette 

Due to the lack of debate over the usability of the plural form of grogan(grogans), the grogette refers to each single turd layed during the act of droppin' a grogan.

After the night at the all you can eat chinese buffet, I laid 17 grogettes in the outhouse the following morning, to the delight of the local plumber.

grogette by Merv February 1, 2004