19 definition by Boon

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Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.
CP came out of Creation steaming last night.
by boon July 26, 2003

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Someone who drives their car late at night, normally down the high street on a saturday night, admiring the girls in their short skirts
"The night cruiser is out tonight"
by Boon December 30, 2004

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A particularly deadly, foul variation of dynamite, where the active ingrediant is the brogan. If laid correctly, the brogan can be ground into browder and assembled into broganite.

This weapon is often used in chemical warefare due its akrid odours and putrid beauqet.
During the recent conflict in Iraq, broganite was the primary chemical weapon harboured by the Mongols.
by Boon March 01, 2004

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Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.
by Boon March 09, 2004

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The meaning of this word has its roots in quantum mechanics. In essence, when a person goes to lay a grogan in the shitter, quantum theory states that there is a finite (although very small) probability that the shitter will actually lay a grogan into the person. This occurence is very rare and it is said the victims of the Nagorg reach a deeply spiritual (and highly painful) state.

The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.
After receiving his third nagorg in as many weeks from the local dunny at the pub, Unwin promptly left town.
by Boon February 24, 2004

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Vortes is another way of saying 'what is'. It is usually used when speaking in a german accent
'Vortes is your name' -German soldier
by Boon January 26, 2005

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This word generally applies to a grogan laid in snow or icy weater, upon where it freezes, resulting in the aptly named "frogan".
My grogan became a frogan before it hit the bowl as someone left the igloo door open.
by Boon January 06, 2004

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