Nagorg

The meaning of this word has its roots in quantum mechanics. In essence, when a person goes to lay a grogan in the shitter, quantum theory states that there is a finite (although very small) probability that the shitter will actually lay a grogan into the person. This occurence is very rare and it is said the victims of the Nagorg reach a deeply spiritual (and highly painful) state.

The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.
After receiving his third nagorg in as many weeks from the local dunny at the pub, Unwin promptly left town.
by Boon February 24, 2004
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Kelsey

Kelsey is the most nicest guy you will ever meet, he’s always by your side no matter what, he’s funny,also will make your day, he’s kinda goofy and has that funny cheeky laugh, he is also quite smart if you ever need help I would go to him.
Kelsey can you help Me out

Hahah your so funny you made my day
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steaming

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.
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Vogan

Quite literaly means the "Vicious Grogan". This term is used when a violently foul grogan has been laid, most often after a night of Single Malt or Kippers.

Common after-effects of the Vogan include nausea, internal hemmoraging, and jungle rot.

The viciousness of the vogan is often ranked with the Odometer.
After 6 weeks on a diet solely of pringles and leper's toes, Mr. Biffen unleashed vogans of an incredibly brutish nature, and all around knew it was so, cos it was brown, like a bashed trout.
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aargan

The Aargan often occurs after strong doses of laxatives (or all you can eat chinese buffet), causing the person to lay grogans with such fierce animosity that they proceed to shit out their aggots.

The Aargan means an "Aggot grogan", and most often applies to males (with the exception of mingin' women).
After Jed laid an Aargan in his wife's golfing bag, they were eaten by the local chud on the back 9.
by Boon March 01, 2004
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brogan

A black, solid and generally foul smelling grogan that follows a night on the bourbon (whisky). Differs from a standard grogan in its colour and texture
Man, that grogan was darker than Khamal.
by Boon December 15, 2003
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Jacksel

JACKSEL< When one masturbates behind girls back, slags on her back (thinking thats its cum) and she turns around, then you cum in her eye causing severe pain and discomfort>
did u hear Boon gave her a jacksel.
hahah i jackselled u.
by BOON April 08, 2005
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