A very dark-skinned black person usually a male, taken from Daman Wayans describing his nemesis in the movie "The Great White Hype"
Wayans (at press conference towards Artemus): Look at you over there looking like a god-damned oilspill.
by Guinea-Wop-Eggplant May 18, 2006
Get the oilspill mug.The extremely disgusting sexual position where the male is just about to ejaculate, but all the while proceeds to shit all over his partner and himself. Usually it is because of failure to contain bowel movements during sexual excitement.
Joe: Man, I ate too many of those burritos you gave me last night and got diarrhea. The Russian Oilspill I did while i was f-ing that girl was horrible.
Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.
Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.
Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
by APpubes March 11, 2011
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When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
by big Bens rubber duck May 6, 2015
Get the Louisiana Oil spill mug.The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x June 1, 2010
Get the BP Oil Spill mug.Similar to the Dutch Torpedo. However, this time you position yourself as close as you can to your unsuspecting victims in a body of water, before evacuating your bladder. Then, wait and see how your victims react to the sudden increase in water temperature and/or color change by the spread of your liquid gold.
"You feel that? The water is getting warmer.."
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
by Three Stripes June 10, 2014
Get the Dutch Oil spill mug.When a woman tricks her abusive lover into performing oral sex on her. As he prepares to give her bad head, she raises her buttocks and sprays his face with diarrhea.
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