oilspill

A very dark-skinned black person usually a male, taken from Daman Wayans describing his nemesis in the movie "The Great White Hype"
Wayans (at press conference towards Artemus): Look at you over there looking like a god-damned oilspill.
by Guinea-Wop-Eggplant May 11, 2006
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Russian Oilspill

The extremely disgusting sexual position where the male is just about to ejaculate, but all the while proceeds to shit all over his partner and himself. Usually it is because of failure to contain bowel movements during sexual excitement.
Joe: Man, I ate too many of those burritos you gave me last night and got diarrhea. The Russian Oilspill I did while i was f-ing that girl was horrible.

Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.

Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
by APpubes February 24, 2011
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