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most lostest.. stoopidest .. funniest .. buh cutest retarfed boy ever .. oikla is owned by s2_FJ_s2 .. a.k.a fo0k and jah .. cz we own x .. likez to tease me about samurai champloo and initial d .. my english buddy .. and creates amusement for me over net or from time to time .. on da fone to0 ... favourite fruit is seedlessWATERMELON .. and favourite colour is orange ??? .. uhm .. i can tell or talk about anything wit him .. cz he is lost haf da time .. so he doesn't tell anyone x .. even if itz some random shit .. liek goldfishes memory .. and pigz lolz .. blah blah blah ... and yes .. fo0kz definition is absolutely correct .. and i do agree wit liz .. nick is definitely cuter den his brother .. his voice is kinda high pitched =T
".. deep down inside .. OIKLA LOVES *FJ* LOTZ AND LOTZ x .."
oikla by s2_jah April 8, 2005
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Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
Oklahoma Crimson by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

University of Okla(HOE)ma 

This university is full of fucking hoes who fucking love dick. This bitches will be so obvious about their love for cock and their actions will show that they are literally begging for dick. I wouldn't touch any of these hoes tho because their pussies are probably an STD hive. If any girl is a hoe, she should 100% come to this university. A common nickname for this university is "TardU" but another good one would be "HoeU"
Bro, Mia at the University of Okla(HOE)ma is probably the biggest hoe in Norman, she is always acting up and it's so obvious she wants some fucking dick.

oikawa effect 

when at first you hate someone so much you could puke but then somehow over the course of time begin to love them so much you literally cry at the mention of them
I used to hate Nico, but she had that oikawa effect.

Oklahoma Wind 

When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.
I gave Laura Oklahoma Wind last night before she slapped me and made me sleep down stairs.
Oklahoma Wind by xkfalling September 14, 2010

Mister Oklahoma 

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
Mister Oklahoma by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Oikawa kinnie

How’s it feel when you’re tying your hardest to be the best but there is always someone better no matter how hard you try.Always needing validation from someone.Oh yeah what about that mental state? (Possibly has mommy/daddy issues) do you always have to act like you’re better? Like come on we get it god complex, but You’re literally insecure as hell. Possibly a part if the lgbtq+. In love with you’re best friend huh? Go ahead make a move…oh yeah you can’t because you overthink too much and think you’re not worth it, or possibly scared they’ll reject you right?
Are you okay?” “Of course not I’m an oikawa kinnie”
Oikawa kinnie by Mommymilflover November 30, 2021