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most lostest.. stoopidest .. funniest .. buh cutest retarfed boy ever .. oikla is owned by s2_FJ_s2 .. a.k.a fo0k and jah .. cz we own x] .. likez to tease me about samurai champloo and initial d .. my english buddy .. and creates amusement for me over net or from time to time .. on da fone to0 ... favourite fruit is seedlessWATERMELON .. and favourite colour is orange ??? .. uhm .. i can tell or talk about anything wit him .. cz he is lost haf da time .. so he doesn't tell anyone x] .. even if itz some random shit .. liek goldfishes memory .. and pigz lolz .. blah blah blah ... and yes .. fo0kz definition is absolutely correct .. and i do agree wit liz .. nick is definitely cuter den his brother .. his voice is kinda high pitched =T
".. deep down inside .. OIKLA LOVES *FJ* LOTZ AND LOTZ x] .."
oikla by s2_jah April 8, 2005
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Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
Oklahoma Crimson by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

University of Okla(HOE)ma 

This university is full of fucking hoes who fucking love dick. This bitches will be so obvious about their love for cock and their actions will show that they are literally begging for dick. I wouldn't touch any of these hoes tho because their pussies are probably an STD hive. If any girl is a hoe, she should 100% come to this university. A common nickname for this university is "TardU" but another good one would be "HoeU"
Bro, Mia at the University of Okla(HOE)ma is probably the biggest hoe in Norman, she is always acting up and it's so obvious she wants some fucking dick.
University of Okla(HOE)ma by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

oikawa effect 

when at first you hate someone so much you could puke but then somehow over the course of time begin to love them so much you literally cry at the mention of them
I used to hate Nico, but she had that oikawa effect.

Oklahoma Wind 

When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.
I gave Laura Oklahoma Wind last night before she slapped me and made me sleep down stairs.
Oklahoma Wind by xkfalling September 14, 2010

Mister Oklahoma 

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
Mister Oklahoma by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Oikawa kinnie

How’s it feel when you’re tying your hardest to be the best but there is always someone better no matter how hard you try.Always needing validation from someone.Oh yeah what about that mental state? (Possibly has mommy/daddy issues) do you always have to act like you’re better? Like come on we get it god complex, but You’re literally insecure as hell. Possibly a part if the lgbtq+. In love with you’re best friend huh? Go ahead make a move…oh yeah you can’t because you overthink too much and think you’re not worth it, or possibly scared they’ll reject you right?
“Are you okay?” “Of course not I’m an oikawa kinnie”
Oikawa kinnie by Mommymilflover November 30, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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