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Ohvious (Latin) is when you’d never would’ve seen it until someone shows you.
“Oi! You’ve got a mega gross mutant Pube growing outta yer ear ya freak!…eeeeww”

"oh…ohviously"
ohvious by ILykCheez January 25, 2022
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obviously 

Word you can overuse to deny something that is actually true.
But obviously there's no truth to it, i mean OBVIOUSLY
obviously by now kiss me you fool February 12, 2019

Obviously 

Louis Tomlinson
ObViOuSlY we aren’t in a relationship
Obviously by Larrysrealgurl July 29, 2020

obviously there's no truth to it, obviously 

"umm its a fuuny thing,i mean, people can believe what they want they want to believe" blah blah blah, while trying his best to deny larry, "but obviously theres no truth to it,ya know, ObViOuSlY" ~ louis tomlinson.
"if you google a conspiracy on ... uh Iphones, youre gonna get a CoNsPiRaCy, but in reality, obviously there's no truth to it, obviously "

defination by dhwani
twitter: @larryishotasf
instagram: @dhwanixwalls

obviously there is no truth to it 

‘UMM IT’S A FUNNY THING. PEOPLE CAN BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANT TO BELIEVE... (further on in the interview) BUT OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO THRUTH TO IT OBVIOUSLY’ ~ louis tomlinson.

how does he expect us to even slightly believe that. this is a quote from an interview that has been recently taken down 😃. this was to TRY to deny larry stylinson (ship between louis tomlinson and harry styles) but it OBVIOUSLY did not work because non of us larries were convinced 😃. antis try to come at us with this interview as proof but after they see it not even they can believe how bad both of them are at lying.
me: larry is fake. OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO TRUTH TO IT OBVIOUSLY

my friend who is fed up with me quoting 1d and larry but now knows everything: all payne no liam

Captain Obvious

a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious
Cat: "The sky is blue"
Rich: "Thanks, Captain Obvious"
Captain Obvious by Breezy April 13, 2004

Thanks Captain Obvious 

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.
Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
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