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Someone who is obese, but swears they’re not fat. They frequently boast about athletic achievements that are clearly exaggerated.
That guys a Tomlinson, if you ask me. He always talks about running marathons, but he probably weighs 300 pounds.
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by James Heffner August 31, 2020
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A large and plump ass worn by a male.
Girl one: Man he has a nice ass.

Girl two: What a tomlinson.
by theaccent October 13, 2013
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(Adj.) Mannerisms such as Louis Tomlinson's; a characteristic such as flawless, perfect, spunky, fiery, mischievious, wild, or insane
"Everyone's jealous of Grimmy."
"Why?"
"Because he's, like, completely Tomlinson. Duh."
by Sadeem Stylinson May 22, 2013
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(tom-lin-suhn) - VERB

To drop an object in a manor likely to cause injury to a coworker.
"Dude, watch it! you just tomlinsoned me with that CO2 tank!
by Crowdsurfer February 07, 2010
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A person with a large, bowling ball chrome type head.
A bald female would be a tomlinsonette.
look how shiny that guys head is, he's a complete tomlinson!
by Moonbeam111 February 06, 2008
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very very very very very very very very very very very cool kid a tomlinson gets all the bitches and will be friends with a paul
holy shit that kid is cool!
yeah he is a total tomlinson
by libtard11 January 24, 2019
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